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GIFT: Shall We Dance? by Critical-Error GIFT: Shall We Dance? by Critical-Error
A little something for my good friend, ~Mech-Maker, to cheer him up since he was kinda depressed earlier.

Mech knows what this is about, but for the rest of you, here's the inspiration:

(10:31 PM) C-E -- LOLOLCOLO: I can see it now
(10:31 PM) C-E -- LOLOLCOLO: once upon a time, there was a very angry housekeeper
(10:32 PM) Mech: [CindeRAEGa XD]
(10:32 PM) C-E -- LOLOLCOLO: his stepmother was half-blind and thought he was a girl, so had him wear dresses as he worked around the house
(10:33 PM) C-E -- LOLOLCOLO: one day, she took her two prettiest daughters, also men, to the ball, leaving poor Cinderaega behind
(10:33 PM) C-E -- LOLOLCOLO: just when he thought he'd be able to stay home in peace, a little fairy came in and said he was going to be the prettiest girl at the ball
(10:34 PM) C-E -- LOLOLCOLO: before he had the chance to kill the little blighter, it granted him a big poofy dress and a coach that was once a pumpking, bearing racing stripes and flames and driven by a cyborg in a drag racing outfit
(10:35 PM) C-E -- LOLOLCOLO: the fairy tossed him into the pumpkin coach and dragged his ass to the ball, held in the biggest, foofiest castle in the land
(10:37 PM) C-E -- LOLOLCOLO: she told him he'd have to be back by midnight or else everything will disappear and everyone will laugh at him, then left to go have a boozer with the mop
(10:38 PM) C-E -- LOLOLCOLO: a small prince wearing the shiniest purple suit with a pink shirt saw Cinderaega, and it was love at first sight
.. for the prince, anyway
(10:39 PM) C-E -- LOLOLCOLO: when he approached him and pronounced his love, offering him a pink flower, Cinderaega fled in a panic, leaving a glass slipper behind
(10:41 PM) C-E -- LOLOLCOLO: the pumpkin coach was long gone, and so the poor bastard had to walk home, the big poofy dress disintegrating into glitter and sugar, making him all sticky and shiny and very, very angry
(10:42 PM) C-E -- LOLOLCOLO: distraught at the loss of his big angry bride to be, Argo sent out all the king's horses and all the king's men with the glass slipper, and whoever it fit would be HAVE to be his lovar
no one else int he kingdom had such large feet
(10:43 PM) C-E -- LOLOLCOLO: after combing the country for a foot that large, they finally came to the house of Cinderaega's stepmother .. she was too busy dancing with the broom to notice them come in
(10:45 PM) C-E -- LOLOLCOLO: Cinderaega was taking a break after his fifth shower - he was STILL sticky and shiny - and didn't notice until it was too late when the footman came up and stuck the slipper on his foot
(10:45 PM) C-E -- LOLOLCOLO: it fit, of course, and he was promptly abducted and wed to the prince, and they all lived happy ever after
(10:46 PM) C-E -- LOLOLCOLO: .. and when they didn't, Cinderaega got to spend a night in the girly dungeon :'D
(10:46 PM) Mech: ....I love you for this XD

.. and at some point, in the far future, when I get ahold of Flash again, I will most likely attempt to butcher it into storybook format. :'D


Irkens (c) JCV
Cinderaega!Vex and Pumpkinracer!Lirk (c) :iconmech-maker:
Prince Fagcharming!Argo, art (c) :iconcritical-error:
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Enna-Illim Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's that little area in the back that makes me stare....The carridge has huge ass rats xD and flames along it lol
sailorcelestial Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This was SO hilarious~!!!
*Laughs* And, the sad part is, that Cinderaega doesn't even look GOOD in drag! :ohnoes:
Critical-Error Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Don't worry, Prince Fagcharming will provide his angry bride with much better outfits.. WITH SEQUINS! SEQUINS EVERYWHERE
sailorcelestial Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*LE GASPS LE CHAR* That IS much better!!!

Although, just a part of me suddenly wants to see him in a suit like ones The Cat always wears on "Red Dwarf"! Man, that would be so awesome, wouldn't it? SEQUINS TO BOOT!!!
DoctorBollocks Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2010
Oh God XD all fairy tales need to be like that, all of them.
Ted-Drakness Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I like that the carriage is a hot rod X3 hehe I never thought I'd say it but damn hot man in a dress, whoo. I love how you do expressions, they're always so perfect.
XDD .... Oh humiliation.

What an...enchanting story.

You're most funny.
8megz8 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010
that should be a classic farytale
BiggyBubbleGum Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010
CROSS DRESSING INSPECTOR HERE! Let us see if this meets the standards. Hmm... Disney realated dress, check. Manly muscles showing through dress, check. Prince in pants deliciously too tight, check. Well every thing seems to be in order here! XDDD
InvaderThing Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010

For how hilarious this is, the reason it was made was very sweet. XD

My favorite part was the pumpkin being driven by the cyborg in a drag racing outfit. That pumpkin's stylin'! XD
Maneir Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
He must have done something horrible in a past life to get all of existence to to torment him so much...
Ravenpuff Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My mind just broke XDD I can't get rid of this insane grin now
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November 11, 2010
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