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My Class's Retarded Quotes XD(READ THIS FIRST!!!!!!!
KAY. Mr. Smith is the Language Arts teacher, Mr. Hiendel has Social Studies, Mr. Martino has Science, Mrs. Gaudino has Math, and Mrs. Cline teaches Spanish. And yes, Sam is the class comedian. So have fun reading all of the idiotic things I have to put up with everyday. There are way more, but I only wrote down a few, because I didn't want this to be like twenty pages long. XD. Enjoy yourselves as you read our retardedness!! Oh and there's two Ben's in my class, one's Binski the other's just Ben lol.)
Nick: You have a cat?
Dustin: Yeah, I like cats.
Tyler: I don't, I like big macs.
Sam: Are you going on the snow tubing trip?
Sam: I hope you fall and break your EVERYTHING!!
Sam: Didn't you do your math homework?
Sam: Here; *takes paper* 'Please excuse Joe Dirt, he has a retarded disorder'.
(We call Tyler Joe Dirt, or just Dirt. He has been Dirt since like second grade, so, yeah.)
Kelsea: Ronnie did you break your pen?
My Class's Retarded Quotes 2(READ THIS FIRST!!!!!!!
KAY. Mr. Smith is the Language Arts teacher and the best teacher ever, Mr. Hiendel has Social Studies, Mr. Martino has Science, Mrs. Gaudino has Math, Mrs. Cline teaches Spanish, and Mr. Gerber teaches Health. And yes, Sam is the class comedian. So have fun reading all of the idiotic things I have to put up with everyday. There are way more, but I only wrote down a few, because I didn't want this to be like twenty pages long. XD. Enjoy yourselves as you read our retardedness!! OH YEAH, There are two Ben's in my class, Ben Thompson and Ben Izbinski. I call Izbinkski Binski Boi, so if the name is Binski, it's him, and if it's just Ben, it's the other one. And Ang has issues with Sam and Brandon...)
Mr. Hiendel: Sam?
Mr. Hiendel: I'm gonna fail you.
Mr. Hiendel: Cause no one likes you.
Mr. Smith: Survivor Man is a Canadian who starves.
Sam: Boing fft. *hits his arm off his chest and points at random people when saying it.* Boing fft.
Parenting for Sex AddictsThe half-day.
We are not those folks that need an occasion to try. And that’s what they call it, too. Trying. As if the very idea of it is taxing. It’s not taxing and we are not those people.
No. We do not go by some magical calendar. Schedules aren’t really our thing in general. That’d be too organized. Too stuffy. Too… I don’t know… too planned. And we’re not the type of people whom plan.
If we could—plan—our lives would be much different. I think. It’s hard to say because this is how we’ve always been.
Our very togetherness is a result of impulse. I’m almost certain that the amount of time it took us to decide to move in together was significantly shorter than the amount of time it took us to remember each other’s names. We might have had our first conversation moments after that first… what I mean to say is we didn’t plan. Because planning would have been much t
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