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My Class's Retarded Quotes XD(READ THIS FIRST!!!!!!!
KAY. Mr. Smith is the Language Arts teacher, Mr. Hiendel has Social Studies, Mr. Martino has Science, Mrs. Gaudino has Math, and Mrs. Cline teaches Spanish. And yes, Sam is the class comedian. So have fun reading all of the idiotic things I have to put up with everyday. There are way more, but I only wrote down a few, because I didn't want this to be like twenty pages long. XD. Enjoy yourselves as you read our retardedness!! Oh and there's two Ben's in my class, one's Binski the other's just Ben lol.)
Nick: You have a cat?
Dustin: Yeah, I like cats.
Tyler: I don't, I like big macs.
Sam: Are you going on the snow tubing trip?
Sam: I hope you fall and break your EVERYTHING!!
Sam: Didn't you do your math homework?
Sam: Here; *takes paper* 'Please excuse Joe Dirt, he has a retarded disorder'.
(We call Tyler Joe Dirt, or just Dirt. He has been Dirt since like second grade, so, yeah.)
Kelsea: Ronnie did you break your pen?
My Class's Retarded Quotes 2(READ THIS FIRST!!!!!!!
KAY. Mr. Smith is the Language Arts teacher and the best teacher ever, Mr. Hiendel has Social Studies, Mr. Martino has Science, Mrs. Gaudino has Math, Mrs. Cline teaches Spanish, and Mr. Gerber teaches Health. And yes, Sam is the class comedian. So have fun reading all of the idiotic things I have to put up with everyday. There are way more, but I only wrote down a few, because I didn't want this to be like twenty pages long. XD. Enjoy yourselves as you read our retardedness!! OH YEAH, There are two Ben's in my class, Ben Thompson and Ben Izbinski. I call Izbinkski Binski Boi, so if the name is Binski, it's him, and if it's just Ben, it's the other one. And Ang has issues with Sam and Brandon...)
Mr. Hiendel: Sam?
Mr. Hiendel: I'm gonna fail you.
Mr. Hiendel: Cause no one likes you.
Mr. Smith: Survivor Man is a Canadian who starves.
Sam: Boing fft. *hits his arm off his chest and points at random people when saying it.* Boing fft.
a dangerous hallucinationThe light coming through the window was bright,
much too bright.
Even though my eyes were closed
I could see it-
The skin of my arms prickled,
sweat dripped from my brow.
It was two in the afternoon but…
the sun was setting
through the window facing east.
I should have seen the hutch,
shelves lined with bone china
decorated with delicate leaves and vines.
I was so thirsty
and reaching for cups that should have been there.
Instead I found a billboard of butterflies,
the colors raging
more than any rainbow
I'd ever seen.
Their wings fluttered and flashed
yet somehow they moved in slow motion.
I wanted to stand,
wanted to reach out and touch them but…
I couldn't move,
and yet I laughed
ignoring my dry mouth
and the tingling in my feet.
There was a tempest
on the rise
and in my blood.
A sugar rush disguised
as a riot of butterflies
and they were swarming me.
There was a small vial
of insulin in my pocket
that I nev
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